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For ye who hath little faith!
Yes, I will admit, it is hard to grasp at first... But take a look at the startling evidence:
1. BOB HAS THE POWER TO MANIPULATE PEOPLE
Bob is well known for his role as the host of America’s Funniest Home Videos. It was
on this show that Bob first proved to us his Godly powers… by manipulating the
voices of the folks on every video. Now, I know what you are thinking… Bob simply
did a voice over! Well anyone with an untrained eye might come to this conclusion.
But the truth is, not only did Bob manipulate the voices of every video, he was the
sole person responsible for the outcomes. I mean think about… how often does a
kid really hit his father in the balls without some dire consequence. And Bob didn’t
simply stop there, he showed his love by giving every poor father $10,000. For all
you non-believers, when was the last time YOUR GOD gave you $10,000? Yeah,
that’s what I thought.
2. (BOB = 3 LETTERS) X (GOD = 3 LETTERS) = LORD SAGET
Now I know what you are thinking...
"Wow, that makes so much sense, how could I question that?"
I'll tell you how... YOU CAN'T!
Math is logic, and logic is power... And you can't dispute the awesome power of the
HOLY SAVIOR, BOB SAGET!
3. HE PLAYED AMERICA’S FAVORITE FATHER FIGURE
For many years Bob was known as Danny Tanner, the love able father of the
famous Olsen Twins on the show Full House. Think about it, what is a god other
than a father figure? Bob has already proven that he can get the job done, and I
assure you, he will!
4. BOB HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE IN SHOW BUSINESS
It is a well know fact that not only is Bob Saget the greatest actor/comedian of all
time... Bob does indeed have the MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE IN SHOW BUSINESS!
Don't believe me... See for yourself?
More PROOF to come soon....
