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3.29.04
"And on the first day Lord Saget doth woken, and with a
great yawn the universe was created..."
Bob Saget hates the French because they stink. The average French
person uses TWO bars of soap a YEAR. TWO BARS A YEAR! Bob
Saget uses two bars of soap on a daily basis simply to clean behind
his ears. In France perfume is called Toilet Water... Toilet
WATER???!!! You not suppose to bath yourself in the same water
that you piss in! FRANCE SUCKS, LONG LIVE BOB SAGET!
Bob Saget is so mighty and powerful that I don't even have to
continue this sentence... HAHAHA GOD I LOVE YOU BOB SAGET!
Heaven is a giant comedy club and the host for eternity is the
greatest comedian, as well as your Lord, Bob Saget. Imagine the
paradise that is eternity w/ Bob Saget! Its like a dream come true.
Spending eternity watching reruns of AFHV while kicking back a
cool one with Bob himself makes it seem like Death is to far away.
Don't worry, Bob is always with you... (the camera in your toliet
fool...
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