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3/12/04 - 3/18/04

  
  Bob Saget controls the stock market. Not only does he control it, but half of the
companies on the NYSE... He is GOD after all... We're talking MAJOR
BLING-BLING! Not only does Bob Saget own his own airplane, he can control the
weather so its always a smooooth flight! Sometimes Bob Saget likes to buy large
quantities of Twinkies and feed them to hungry Hungarians... TRY SAYING THAT
FIVE TIMES REAL FAST... No wait, don't. Bob Saget loves puppies, cute adorable
puppies. Whenever he has free time he likes to walk his 27 puppies... All on one
leash! Talk about hilarity!

     Ever wonder why the sky is blue or the grass is green?       
                         Bob Saget knows... HE'S GOD!

     Bob Saget is so powerful that he can lift up a small compact car... WITH A
HYDRAULIC LIFT! Whoa, now that is some holy lifting man! If you ever find you
self stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire, say this simple prayer... "OH
HEAVENLY BOB SAGET, PLEASE ENJOY YOUR CORN DOG!" and perhaps
you might not get mugged and raped by some crazed speed-up truck driver!





     








                              Yes, Bob is even responsible for this!

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