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WELL THEN LOOK NO FURTHER MY FRIENDS
BOB SAGET WILL SAVE YOUR SOUL!
Thank you for taking the first step on the path to YOUR NEW LIFE. Obviously, some
divine spirit (the spirit of Bob perhaps?) has brought you here in order to feel the
awesome power that is the almighty BOB SAGET!
Now I know what you are thinking, "Is this some kind of joke?" I insist it is not. Bob
Saget is indeed the Holy Savior and Lord of all that is known in this universe. I even
have PROOF to back it up!
It has been my life-long goal to spread the word of Lord Saget, and I vow to keep on
spreading the love until every soul has been saved. Millions of people all over the
world have already joined our forces. It took some convincing, but after looking
deep into their hearts, even the biggest non-believers eventually turned toward the
light. It's impossible to deny the power of our chosen LEADER, after all, there isn't
a man or woman on earth who can make you smile quite like BOB SAGET!
I can't tell you how much support I've received. I had no idea how many loyal Saget
fans there were out there...If you don't believe me, check this out. I get hundreds of
e-mails every week from people who want to join our cause! But we always need
more people to help out. Even Jesus (who fully endorses Bob Saget) required the
help of his disciples. So now I call upon you! It's up to you to spread the word, tell
your friends, family, loved ones, strangers on the street. Soon all shall know and
praise our LORD AND SAVIOR, BOB SAGET!
So please, browse through our website (links are to the left) and prepare yourself for
a journey into the vast depths of Bob's heart. Remember, Bob loves you, and he
wishes for you to join us on the spiritual path to enlightenment.
Religion is Faith turned into a story, trying to spread its story genes endlessly and
outcompete every other competing story, including any other religion.
ALL PRAISE OUR GREAT LEADER AND SAVIOR, LORD SAGET!
